Character Profile
"Captain Peachfuzz"

Real Name: Captain Peter Wrongway Peachfuzz
Sex: Male
Occupation: Ship Captain
Home: USA
Education: No sir.
Tag Line: Huh?
Biography:
His name says it all. He is the owner and captain of the S.S. Guppy and has no clue what he's doing. It was rumored that he was a member of the Navy, but all evidence shows he's never been in the Navy. Nor has he ever been on a boat before. On his last voyage, he and his crew spent 43 days going in a circle. They went 200 miles and were still in the bay. In fear of their lives, his crew installed a fake captain's wheel so that Captain Peachfuzz only "thought" he was steering. Last reports of his whereabouts say he got lost inside of a paper bag and cannot find his way out.

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